Sam Krieger, I need your Help!!

[Cyrus Goldstein]

OMFG!!!!!!!@!1

I can't believe this fucking shit. Ok...before I talk about what help I need let me explain something about my 1337 5ki77s. I am a Terror at COD:MW2...I'm a god at TF2...and I can snipe the ass hairs off a fly at 300 yards! I'm so bad ass I was born with a controller in my hand!

Then how the FUCK can I fail at a kids game!

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando! What kinda Nazi, evil empire, child abusers would make this game so fucking hard!

Ok, I need your help Sam. I'm on the level called "Planet Smolg" I'm supposed to be finishing the mission "Explore the docked ships..." I'm on the last platform, and there are a crap load of boxes on the far end of it. I've got the Jet Pack upgrade, so i got up on top of the boxes no problem, but I can't get acrossed the last fucking platform to complete the god forsaken mission. It's too far, and I don't see any way to get there! I'm stuck, and I'm about two seconds from going on a killing spree at the game company "Insomniac Games"

Please help me Sam!!!1!@!!

[Sam Krieger]

Look down you douche.

[Cyrus Goldstein]

OMG TY TY! I WANT to have your f-ing babies!!!@1!!1!

I can't believe I didn't see that jump pad just below me...omfg

You fucking rock!

[Guest]

Nice to see something that isn't a complaint or a revelation that the city is coming to an end.

[Solomon Gargoyle]

U guiz R both Noobz! I bet I could beat you both at Mortal Kombat!

[Sam Krieger]

Whatever, nublet. Bring it, and I shall "FATALITY!" all over your ass. I don't even have to touch the buttons.

[Solomon Gargoyle]

Too scared to play in the flesh huh? I get it.

Hey you know with your skill with computers and all I bet you could easily make your own video games...Vampire Fighting game anyone?

[Vai Castillian]

Isn't there a specialized forum for nerds with no life where you could take this?

[DelRay]

Hey Vai leave the kids alone this was there "specialized forum" as you so put it and i did not see any questions to you in it....... so as you have once agian proven you have, as you say "no life" unless it is to torment the kids who have saved our asses ....... or is this just another way to prove that you are a B**CH!!!

[Cyrus Goldstein]

Hey Vai...If you don't play video games, then you might as well steer clear of this thread.

No newbs allowed.

[Solomon Gargoyle]

PWNED! Seriously though, maybe you guys should make your own game. With what Sam can do I bet he could be lightyears ahead of everyone else. He could probably make an MMO that would make WoW look like child's play.

[Sam Krieger]

I dunno. The maintenance would be a bitch to take care of, I'd have to buy servers to host the damn thing...

I could just sell it off once it's created, but then I wouldn't get those yummy monthly payments. Ah well.

[Guest]

Solomon, you play video games?

[Solomon Gargoyle]

Yes. I've played video games before.

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